Ryan is helping his friend Nic set up a Dungeons & Dragons character (I don’t play, but Ryan does with a few friends from work sometimes). I was surfing the web, and wasn’t really paying attention to what they said. I overheard something about a portable ram, and they were laughing about it. A while later, this conversation took place:

Nic: What equipment should I get?

Me: What if you had a portable goat? Does that count as equipment?

(Ryan and Nic look at me like I’m a psycho)

Me: What?!

Ryan: Um…that was a portable ram. A BATTERING ram.

(All of us burst out laughing, and I laugh so hard I’m crying)

Obviously I have no idea about how this game works. I thought it was odd that they could carry around an animal, but who knows with these things…

I take comfort in knowing that as much of a dork they think I am for not knowing about the battering ram, they are bigger dorks for playing D & D.